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ahh , yo ! 20081128 17:11

ahh , yo !

ha , im NOT back ! lol so lame . So Lame .

Lol nothing to update about . Im in malaysia thats all and I am not looking forward to school because I havent done a single homework and thinking about it just makes me wanna hide somewhere and never be found again . So Lame .

Ah !

20081115 14:52

I don't have a title for this 20081113 22:00

I don't have a title for this

From don't know how long ago I started missing you . Okay I just lied because I know exactly how long ago . Oh well why are you not appearingggggggggggggg . I am so upset . No Im not , Im never upset . Im not emo . I cannot be emo .

Do I really give people the impression of emo ? Cause Divya once said so . Im not . I don't want to be but I feel upset because you don't appear . I feel that you really should appear . Yes , thats what I feel . Argh Im just repeating myself . And I dont make sense .

Theres something I really want to say but I know I cant . Not to anybody , not here . Yuck so disgusting disgusting disgusting . I know no one is interested about what I am missing and how I actually feel . And it doesnt even make sense in normal people . So disgusting . Dont read . Dont read .

Seriously , if anyone is ever interested in who Im missing it isn't even difficult to guess . The only friends I have are in school ? So Lame .

Taken from ELENA's blog . 20:00

Taken from ELENA's blog .

Dear ... , don't really know how to tell you this , but [1] . I think I realized it [2] [3] and I saw you [4] [5] . I'm sure you're [6] enough to understand [7] . I'm returning [8] to you , but I'll keep [9] as a memory . You should also know that I [10] [11] .

[12] , Your name .

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Volkswagen sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Do eat your veggies
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear ... ,
I don't really know how to tell you this , but your nostrils are insulting . I think I realized it when I threw up with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on the crazy monk . I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage . I'm returning the cut toenails to you , but I'll keep your mom as a memory . You should also know that I told in my confession today about a new life as a clone .

Go burn , Caishan .

Lol I think its really funny . I'd really like to send this break up letter some day .

20081112 20:46

I am very upset . I dont know why , I'd rather not know why . Very lame . Why no one online ?!?! I am so upset . I dont wanna be upset . Who wants to be ? Hm , emo people . Im not emo .

Suddenly I'd like to shout and have everyone listen to me .

Not emo .

I should get used to writing titles . 20081110 21:35

I should get used to writing titles .

Hello , I am back . Okay I know you're gonna say my previous post (the testing one) was lame . Yeah and now I am trying to add titles to my posts , and therefore my blog must be a very formal one , and this explains the capital letters that begin my sentences .

Yay ! I get my triple + geog ! Oh yay ! I will be in the same class as Felicia ! Oh no ! Jiaying as well ! Lol , well , SuLi and YinTing are not so lucky , they are seperated ! Hm I wonder if living without SuLi will be a good change for YinTing , maybe she will change her hairstyle as well . Dont be surprised if she comes back with a fringe next year !

Irrelevant .

Okay honestly I dont like geography because i have a 阴影 . You know ? You remember ? I guess you dont . Good , dont remember . And Geography is so darn useless ! How will I ever use this knowledge in the future ?! Huh ?! I needa read maps to be a doctor ? (Yes , dont be surprised , i wanna be a doctor) Like what , huh ? Oh instead of looking at body charts I look at land charts ? I heal land ?!

Lame .

Okay , why do I wanna be a doctor ? Why ? It doesnt even fit me ! The official occupation most suited for me is Jobless . Im too lazy . Or even batter (LOLOL HAHAHAHA TYPE WRONG LOLOL) , KoKoKrunch Tester or something . Muncher . Yes I have been munching on a million kokokrunches in these holidays . Nope , should be two million . Ouch now my throat feels like damn dry I think i will have a sore throat tomorrow . So Bad ! Wait , out of point . So why do I wanna be a doctor ? Why ? It doesnt even fit me ! The official occupation most suited for me is Jobless . Im WAYYYY too lazy . Ay ? Am I repeating myself ?

So WHY do I wanna be a doctor ? Recently , I have been seeing - or even batter , looking at - doctors very often . My grandmas falling (twice) lead to me bringing her to see doctors like over 5 times . And we have to wait for like ETERNITY ! (Lol eternal rest) You know what (Jiaying: I don't know (LOL for don't know how long everytime I say youknowwhat I immediately think of Jiaying saying I dont know) ) , the most 离谱 one is the polyclinic opposite my house (Jiaying: Ah ! I've been there before!) , I had to wait for like 2 years to see the doctor ! I almost grew cobwebs !

And regarding appointments , I think appointments is quite a good idea afterall . Why ?

Firstly , the patients wont have to wait too long !
Last but not least , it makes the doctor feel really important !

Which comes to the point of WHY I wanna be a doctor ! (Like FINALLY ! After 10 paragraphs of nonsense!) The official reason why I wanna be a doctor is to feel really important ! Last time , when I went to the National Skin Centre to look at a doctor without an appointment , the auntie at the counter said we HAFTA make appointment , doctor BERIII busy ! And actually I don't see how stressful the job of a doctor can get . The steps are just , ask questions , put on gloves , ask questions , poke here and there , ask questions , take temperature , ask questions , listen to heartbeat , ask questions and collect money .

Fun !

Yeah I am sooooo going to be a doctor . But I dont really wanna see blood . 心理医生 would be just right . Yes I know . And I hope there wont be any cockroaches in my clinic . Maybe they will be extinct by then . YES .

blah 18:37

blah

just testing (:


Quote of the Time

Lol So Dumb !! Arhg this quoty thing is gonna go off soon i guess .

CAISHAN